stories
Steppamy delivers water across a post-apocalyptic wasteland to the various agents of the Jumpsuits. Traveling with Heck, a genetic experiment and her companion, sometimes she makes a little extra on the side by infusing the water with drugs. A comedy as much as a post-apocalyptic adventure, "Steppamy & Heck" might be the most bonkers story I've ever written and maybe my favorite.
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Content warning: Violence, cannibalism
After skipping his scheduled activities at camp all week, Stretch has realized that he has fallen in love with his knot-tying instructor. With the help of his equally pubescent and inexperienced friends, will he win the affection he craves? This short comedy is admittedly semi-autobiographical and inspired by my own experience at summer camp.
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Content warning: Offensive language
Two boys of the Neolithic forest cross a river to prove their manhood against a herd of cattle. But everything goes quickly wrong.
This bit of flash fiction had originally been part of a larger story that I quickly realized wasn't working, but by focusing in on this scene, something clicked, and the resulting story proved stronger than the original.
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Content warning: Violence
